Monday, November 26, 2012
So. Freakin'. Funny.
True story. Stuff like this only happens to me.
On Sunday, I was at a quasi-thanksgiving lunch with my annoying extended family, many of whom are ignorant, conservative assholes. I ignored most of their conversations, but one caught my attention and I'm still laughing.
One of my cousins started talking to another about rims, which instantly caught my attention--as in, WTF are they talking about?? Well, they were talking about tires, but the things that they were saying just about killed me. First, one cousin explained about how much he had to pay for wide rims, and I snickered. Then the other cousin said how hard it was to fix his rim after the accident. I was cackling at that point, and everyone looked at me like I was nuts. I finally calmed down, but then they started talking about white-walls. I snorted so hard that I nearly deviated my septum.
Hey! Maybe if I do this at every family party, they'll stop inviting me!